Leslie Green, Oxfordshire, UK, asks:
"My neighbor a famous Professor of Physics has an excessively old and doddery gardener who knows absolutely nothing about basic science. Nevertheless this disrespectful old gardener insists that the Professor does not need to install an electric power cable all the way down to the ponds to power a fountain pump. The decrepit gardener insists that he has seen such a setup when he was a child and that it required no external power, had no electric motor, and could spray water well above the height of the source pond - but has no idea how. The Professor is still listening because the power cable will cost thousands of dollars to install.
What should he do?"